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		<title>Funny one liners&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2009/03/29/funny-one-liners/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this somewhere online, but lost the link&#8230;
Good round up of people&#8217;s short texts&#8230;..
 
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson&#8217;s No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
You shouldn&#8217;t say anything mean about people who can&#8217;t read. You should write it instead.
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
Children in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Insults Had Class</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/12/25/when-insults-had-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this a while ago, and do not remember where I found it, but thought it is worth sharing&#8230;.
 
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
–Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
–Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 14 Most Common Mistakes IT Departments Make</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/07/25/the-14-most-common-mistakes-it-departments-make/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mistake No. 1: Projects lack the right resources with the right skills.
Mistake No. 2: Projects lack experienced project managers. 
Mistake No. 3: IT doesn&#8217;t follow a standard, repeatable project management process. 
Mistake No. 4: IT gets hamstrung by too much process. 
Mistake No. 5: They don&#8217;t track changes to the scope of the project. 
Mistake No. 6: They lack [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Carlin has Died&#8230; :(</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/06/23/george-carlin-has-died/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As George Carlin passed on yesterday, here&#8217;s a collection of some of his words of wisdom that should make us smile&#8230;.

I Am Your Worst Nightmare!  I am a BAD American.  I am George Carlin. 

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel overnmental functionary  with a bad comb-over who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TPS Report Anyone?</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/06/06/tps-report-anyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you really need me to tell you what this is?
TPS Report Cover Sheet
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		<title>For Those Born 1920-1979</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/05/31/for-those-born-1920-1979/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not know where this came from, but I did not write it.
READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF   YOU DON&#8217;T READ ANYTHING ELSE&#8212;VERY WELL STATED.
 
To all the kids who survived the 1930&#8217;s, 40&#8217;s, 50&#8217;s, 60&#8217;s and 70&#8217;s!! 
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Jar &amp; Life</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/03/09/the-jar-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
 
The professor then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grandfather at the Table Story</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/28/grandfather-at-the-table-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve no idea where I found this, but if you know where this originated, let me know so I can give credit when credit is due&#8230;.
 
 
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson.  The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.
 
The family ate together [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bar Stool Economics</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/23/bar-stool-economics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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From the University of Georgia :
 
Bar Stool Economics
 
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
 
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Out Of Office Replies</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/23/out-of-office-replies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/23/out-of-office-replies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gabbs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got this forwarded over to me from Natalie.  Loved reading it, myself&#8230;
 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
&#160;
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If [...]]]></description>
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