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		<title>Funny one liners&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2009/03/29/funny-one-liners/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this somewhere online, but lost the link&#8230; Good round up of people&#8217;s short texts&#8230;..   If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson&#8217;s No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? You shouldn&#8217;t say anything mean about people who can&#8217;t read. You should write it instead. Imagine there were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Insults Had Class</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/12/25/when-insults-had-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this a while ago, and do not remember where I found it, but thought it is worth sharing&#8230;.   “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –Clarence Darrow “He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Carlin has Died&#8230; :(</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As George Carlin passed on yesterday, here&#8217;s a collection of some of his words of wisdom that should make us smile&#8230;. I Am Your Worst Nightmare!  I am a BAD American.  I am George Carlin.  I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel overnmental functionary  with a bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Those Born 1920-1979</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/05/31/for-those-born-1920-1979/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not know where this came from, but I did not write it. READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF   YOU DON&#8217;T READ ANYTHING ELSE&#8212;VERY WELL STATED.   To all the kids who survived the 1930&#8242;s, 40&#8242;s, 50&#8242;s, 60&#8242;s and 70&#8242;s!!  First, we survived being born to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bar Stool Economics</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/23/bar-stool-economics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the University of Georgia :   Bar Stool Economics   Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:   The first four men (the poorest) would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Out Of Office Replies</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/23/out-of-office-replies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got this forwarded over to me from Natalie.  Loved reading it, myself&#8230;  1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. &#160; 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to Arizona!</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/22/welcome-to-arizona/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  In the same spirit as my last post, got this forwarded to me by my sister.  Thought it was appropriate.  Is this REALLY what I have to look forward to?      Just moved to Arizona! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!  Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New England In the Winter</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/18/new-england-in-the-winter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fitting.  As I&#8217;m leaving town today, I find this in my collection of fun stuff.Guess I&#8217;ll be thinking of y&#8217;all back home as I sit in the sun of the desert soon.  DEAR DIARY: AUG. 1 Moved to our new home in New England. It is so beautiful  here. The city is so picturesque. Can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Cleese&#8217;s Letter To America</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2008/02/17/john-cleeses-letter-to-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Citizens of America,In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calvin &amp; Hobbes Collection</title>
		<link>http://www.gabbs.com/2007/10/17/calvin-hobbes-collection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found a link to the entire library of Calvin &#38; Hobbes.  What a great find! http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/index.html The format is easy to read, 1 month&#8217;s worth of comics per page.]]></description>
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